"Exceeded Expectations and this is all I got" Throw Blanket

Wrap yourself in a little laugh after a long review season. This soft, plush throw blanket carries a tongue-in-cheek message about annual performance reviews — clean black text on crisp white fleece, bordered like an official memo with a small coffee-logo accent. It feels light and cozy on the couch during late-night grading, chilly office commutes, or while catching up on emails at home. The blanket’s smooth fleece and trimmed flat edge give it a neat, lived-in look that still holds up to everyday use. For anyone who lives in open-plan offices, tutors, managers, or anyone who survives review season with humor, this blanket adds a warm, relatable moment to their routine.

Product features

- 100% polyester: durable, shape-retaining and quick-drying

- Soft plush fleece: smooth, lightweight comfort

- Size 50" × 60" (127cm × 152.4cm): generous lap and couch coverage

- Vibrant print: bright, crisp text and border that stays clear

- Flat folded edge trim: reinforced seams for long-lasting use

Care instructions

- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

This item is made to order. Please allow 2–4 business days for production before shipping.